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Guess my Age
A Newfoundlander working in Toronto decided to visit the zoo one Saturday. While there, he saw a man with an elephant act. The man claimed the elephant could look at a person and tell that person’s age. The Newfoundlander was very skeptical and said so, in no uncertain terms.
The man had the elephant look at [...]
Roll Up The Rim!
A blonde goes into a Tim Hortons coffee shop and notices there’s a “Roll Up The Rim To Win” on her coffee cup. So she rolls up the rim and starts screaming, “I’ve won a motor home! I’ve won a motor home!”
The server says, “That’s impossible. The biggest prize is a free Lunch.”
But the blonde [...]
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@Steve: The Governor General represents the Queen, but the Queen is Canada's Head Of State. Might want to apologize for ...
Superb. Bravo! Nicely done. Catchy hook... 
Actually Rich Falls, the Governal-General is the Canadian Head of State. Do you know his/her name? Back to high school ...